Come On Sweet Catastrophe.

they call me Dyke. NY. 25. first generation Italian.

i'm transgender - a transmasculine lesbian specifically. i am a photographer/videographer and (sometimes) a writer. i speak sarcasm fluently. i'm also a professional survivor. i don't like boxes or social constructs. i love my mohawk and my derby family. want to know more? just ask.

Strong Island Derby Revolution http://www.thederbyrevolution.com/

p.s. Andrew McMahon is my hero.

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derbytastic:

Bout awards to entertain and freak your friends out!

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If my son were gay,
I’d slap him
With a nice high five.
Because coming out to your dad,
Takes balls that most men don’t have.
If my son were gay,
I’d beat the hell out of him.
Because he said he was better than me
At Super Smash.
(He basically was asking
For me to kick his ass.)
If my son were gay,
I’d kick him out of the house.
Because why waste June on video games,
When there are sports to be played?
And just because he likes making out with boys,
Doesn’t mean he can’t tackle the shit out of them, too.
If my son were gay,
I’d call him a douche.
But only because this morning,
He ate the last peanut butter cup in the house.
(The jerk knows they’re my favorite.)
If my son were gay,
I’d still give him the talk.
I just wouldn’t have to worry about a baby in nine months.
If my son were gay,
I’d make fun of what he wears.
Because damn, son,
Those heels don’t go with that dress.
If my son were gay,
I’d tell him to be proud.
Because you’re human no matter the gender
On the other side of your mouth.
If my son were gay,
Nothing would be different at all.
Except that twenty years down the line,
I’ll be expecting a handsome son-in-law.

Nishat Ahmed, “If My Son Were Gay” (via perfect)

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reicenbach:

It must be rough, to believe in something so much and have it disappoint you like that.

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Fire Island with some of the derbyloves. ❤️ #fireisland #drinks #chillin #beach #derbylove #derbysisters #awesome #bar

Just taking a little break from photographing TWINS! Amber and Emily! So beautiful…. stay tuned for more cuteness! #cute #adorable #newborn #photography #photos #cuteness #toocute #peapod #babies #photosbymena #myawesomejob

#bestfriendsforever #anniversary #june #boris #persempre #bestfriends #eightyears #loveyou

Thank you @chrissygerani for arranging today’s shoot! #spotonmagazine #videography #photography #shay #7roseproductions #filming #beer #wings #awesome #foodporn #spotonselfie #selfie #greatday #myawesomejob (at Cannon’s Blackthorn)

A little preview.. #videography #video #filming #wings #beer #foodporn #spotonmagazine #summer #awesome #preview #food #shay (at Cannon’s Blackthorn)

Behind the Scenes at Summer Wings and Beerfest #wings #beer #longisland #filming #video #videography #spotonmagazine #beerfest #foodporn #awesome #behindthescenes (at Cannon’s Blackthorn)

Filming the Summer Wing and Beerfest for Spot On Magazine! #filming #videography #video #beer #wings #shay #photography #summer #longisland #RVC #rockvillecenter #foodporn #awesome #7roseproductions (at Cannon’s Blackthorn)

let me take a selfie… #awesome #phillipphillips #phillips #jonesbeach #beach #bestest #friend #derbylove #derbywife #selfie (at Nikon at Jones Beach Theater)